[b]Player 1[/b]
One cold Monday morning, our hero [INSERT PLAYER 2 HERE]
[spoiler]Plot twist: P2 narrates in 1st person :)[/spoiler]
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Edited by Qwerty: 2/16/2014 12:09:50 AM[b]Player 2[/b] woke up shouting, "I did not see it coming, Odysseusisisousolos"
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It was at this moment that our hero realized he was butt naked... [spoiler]and aroused o_0[/spoiler]
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because Ody*insert rest* was the fairest maiden in all the land,
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The fair maiden turned around to face our hero, [b]and she said:[/b] [spoiler]Note to P2 - Tribute or bust[/spoiler]
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"Where is the
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[quote]"Where is the[/quote] line from the song Tribute by Tenacious D that I hinted at cunningly? You know, [i]play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul o_0[/i] It would have been AMAZEBALLZ!!!! And more importantly where do I draw the line when it comes to breaking the forth wall in this story?" Our hero turned towards P1 (out of shot) and thought to himself...
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Edited by Qwerty: 2/16/2014 4:02:09 AM"What am I going to do?" As player one was being dragged away by the Mime Police, our Hero is confronted by 77 million aliens in search of an alternative fuel source, Nacho Cheese. Butt Naked, and next to the hottest girl in the land, our Hero is humanities last hope.
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In a daring twist, or hero plays Wednesday's Message. All the women in play in the world are hooked up to fetish type milking machines and used to supply the aliens with enough nacho cheese to appease their hunger. Feeling fully satisfied, they exit our world, leaving our hero to unlock all the women in the world from the machines. [spoiler]With his penis :D[/spoiler]