Roses are red, violets are blue, this is a gun get in the van!
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Are you into fitness? How 'bout fitness dick in yo' mouth?
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Hey baby, you wanna go to the restroom and not rest?
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Girl do you smoke pot? Cuz [i]weed[/i] be good together. Girl a you shampoo in my eyes? Cuz you make me cry in the shower. Girl are you a couch? Because I'm about to try and fail to pick you up. (Don't use this on fat girls)
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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"I want to make you pregnant"
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Are you a farmer? 'Cause I'd love to shuck you.
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Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u
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I put the "STD" in "stud". Now all I need is "U".
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Baby...your like my pinky toe. Small, cute, and I'll probably be banging on my coffee table tonight. Roses are red Lemons are sour Part your legs and give me one hour
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Go up to her and say
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Go up to them and say
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Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.
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Edited by phillip0522: 2/14/2014 3:32:15 PMAre you a royal flush? Cause I want to hold you I'm didn't buy you any sweets, but you can take a bite from my power bar.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see you and me together.
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As long as we're going with the dark theme... "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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Edited by Gatsby: 2/10/2014 4:40:25 PMRoses are red, violets are blue, your tits are massive, I want you.
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[url=http://www.lolriot.com/2012/01/16/101-worst-pickup-lines/]Food for thread.[/url]
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Hey are you an angle because I'm allergic to feathers.
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Is that ass from McDonald's? Cuz im lovin it!