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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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A Potato
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Edited by Dragon Install: 2/15/2014 3:24:19 PMGallo (Wine) : Because the toughest killer, Needs class.
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Sponsored by Adidas and Gateway.
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B-b-bump just cuz
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Capn crunch,dildo spakle cakes and degree ultra [i]deodorant for shemales[/i]
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My guardian will be brought to you by Arcus Inc.(TM) Ammo delivery systems. Arcus, delivering ammo to your skull at high velocity since the golden age! (Warning: Delivery my happen at any time and result in pain, bleeding, shattered bones, loss of limbs, psychological trauma and/or full on death.Keep head above cover at your own risk.Arcus Inc. will not take responsibility for any incident beyond it's control such as Human/Awoken/Exo stupidity and/or acts of the Traveler.)
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I'll be sponsored by internet ex..... [i]this Server has timed out, for troubleshooting solutions contact help.[/i]
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Edited by TechnoKat: 2/11/2014 7:58:32 AMCheckers. Ya' gotta eat. [spoiler]This message was brought to you by Checkers "[i]You gotta eat![/i]"[/spoiler]
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Edited by TopHat: 2/11/2014 7:29:21 AMFarmersonly.com is sponsoring me
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Monster
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More console
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Pizza Hut
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King Arthur's flour a self respecting guardian makes pizza dough from scratch
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Edited by BASED NOVICE: 2/11/2014 9:29:31 PMMcDonalds. I will secretly help everyone kill themselves. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Oh hey buddy, that cliff isn't actually a cliff. You should jump off it and you will [i] toooottaalllyyy [/i] live. "
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Gaven
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YouTube
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Your Local City Morgue. I stab 'em they bag 'em.
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America.
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I believe it's time for a [spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
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Fox Hound and Doritos for double XP
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Let's add S.H.I.E.L.D agency to my list of sponsors ;)
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Starbucks. Mainly due to the massive volume of coffee I'll be consuming in the first few weeks of game play. Also because I'm a charity case and they can right off some of their huge profits to avoid taxes..... (For anyone of a litigious nature this is a [b]JOKE[/b])
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1 ReplyEdited by Bearock the Horned Exo: 2/9/2014 4:34:54 PMRayleonard for me the only Canadian Armored Core corporation that I loved there products. I they can make a giant robot they can make my Titan Armor. For info on this fictional corporation visit the link below. http://armoredcore.wikia.com/wiki/Rayleonard
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The MrBurns association. It's a real thing.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rezamaru: 2/9/2014 6:56:32 AMViagra because i need to go on long and hard journeys XD If quests last for more than 4 hours i was told to seek medial attention
