Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Monster. [spoiler]I'm lucky I haven't gotten an kidney stones yet. lol[/spoiler]
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Edited by Vampire Nox: 8/1/2014 5:39:41 AMSaint Lucifer. It's a household name...
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Depends adult diapers[spoiler]cuz im so good you'll shit your pants <3[/spoiler]
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Mountain Dew... All a guardian needs to slay bodies all damn day and night!!!!
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I'm very close to make a deal with Mr.Torgue... In fact, as long as you make things explode, he is OK !
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Proudly sponsored by Big Willie's Exotic Sausage Factory and Hand Lotion Emporium LLC.
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Your mother
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Hmm This hunter is brought to you by Jade empire 2: the sequel you'll never have
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Dead Orbit. xD
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Bluth's original frozen banana stand.
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My sponsor shall be bungie muhahaha. Flaming helmet and guns here I come.
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Xarelto....cuz he kicked the blood clots i had in my leg after surgery right in the dick
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'Murica, I'm pretty sure by Destiny time America was bought out by big corporations.
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Edited by jdotzz117: 8/1/2014 5:20:00 AMBarrett Firearms Manufacturing. They give me free snipers :D And whichever ingame faction gives me the best sniper rifle
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Adam and Eve
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Pringles
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Edited by Shady: 8/1/2014 5:00:54 AMBig Red...If you don't chew Big Red, then F_ck you! And the WNBA.
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Beyonce
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Billys Banana Bending Outlet "You send em', we bend em'"
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Mighty fine, that way when I get shot in fight an someone says, "you alright?" And I'd be like "mighty fine"
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Cosco Seening as it is my last name
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Poptarts 'nuff said
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Sponsored by Google. Yep.. They survived by buying out businesses and they are still so rich they can buy two Earths.
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I'm gonna be sponsored by Vladof, Maliwan, and Kellog's (mainly Frosted Flakes). A good Titan and his/her allies need sponsors.
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My Hunter will be sponsored by the maker of the Jackhawk 9000 😉