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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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5 RepliesTotally Wicked, a manufacturer of electronic cigarettes and liquid nicotine with a horrendously 1990s name :p
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The Ommegang Brewing Company Get Valar Morgulis, this season's limited edition Game of Thrones beer. It'll make you feel like you can spear a boar (it's also very tasty)
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3 RepliesEdited by JoeJitsu22: 11/3/2014 12:21:44 AMJoe Rogan: Great run guardian, you gave phogoth a beating! Guardian: Ya he was a tough fight. I want to thank my sponsors Redbull, xyience, toys r us, and suros. Thank my mom, thanks traveler for taken a chance on a kid from queens with dream! And thank you fans!
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Burger Monarchy, Future War Castle, & T.G.I.Orbits.
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McDonald's. Because everyone knows that even after an intergalatic nuclear apocalypse involving a demon space being, the only things surviving will be roaches, rats, and that 6 pc. McNugget meal that has been sitting under the heater for the past 4 hours.
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Internet Explorer Gotta be the reason why I always get errors...
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Guinness. If you're a bad player, SUROS is sponsoring you.
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The UNSC a because destiny needs a functioning army
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Your hard earned tax dollars allow me to sit at home playing Destiny all day. So you, you sponsor me.
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Big Red. If you don't chew Big Red, then -blam!- you.
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Sailor Jerry Rum!
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Preparation H Cause you shouldn't have to play Destiny standing up.
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Molson. Because beer and boobs!
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1 ReplyEdited by Reap200: 11/4/2014 6:03:33 AMif i had the last word, it would 100% be mateba, they make an autorevolver. might not actually be automatic, but it pulls the hammer back for you acting like a semi-automatic pistol.
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Edited by MazeRunner: 11/4/2014 8:26:18 AMA State of Trance and Jack Daniels
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The Koch brothers
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My mom
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Automail - Because without a limb you wouldn't be able to open up a pickle jar.
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Edited by DevilzmyShadow: 11/4/2014 6:47:34 AMRefrigerator water . . . . yep
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Depends. So I don't have to get up to go to the bathroom.
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Edited by Legend of Jordy: 11/4/2014 6:39:20 AMPizza Hut, couldn't really negotiate that one.
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1 ReplyDead orbit gum
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RedBalls Energy Drink Cocaine in a can baby! shazam!
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Doritos and Mountain Dew.
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Porn.
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Gatorade.
