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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Monster energy drink and Flipz yogurt pretzels. It's the only things I have next to me
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The Torgue corperation
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1 ReplyChubbies. My guardian is wearing some sick shorts under that armor.
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Edited by ConciseSquid0: 11/9/2014 4:23:32 AMMine is sponsored by tropicana so he can drink his vacation.
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Ghost Nappa
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Poster Revolution
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The cleaning robot down the stairs.
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Rooster Teeth.
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Northern Brewer Homebrew Supply. Because grinding sober is like fishing... Sober.
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My hunter, Clorox Bleach; "kills 99.9% of bacteria, germs and non terrestrial life" And Oxyclean; "if it aint clean, it ain't burnt to a crisp Oxyclean"
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Sponsored by the Loot Cave. "Because a million deaths is not enough for anyone."
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1 ReplyMy Gunslinger will be sponsored by Kleenex™ because he has the effect of causing people to masturbate to his image. He will maintain an thin relationship with suppliers of lotion.
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By Kruga (biltong) because my guardian lives in hostile conditions and need the extra protein... and redbull to give him wings!
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Gunginers pizza."Cause we deliver pizza!"
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Ebola research
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Purple Stuff
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Porn hub
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9 RepliesCorporate sponsorship can kiss my arse. My guardian is brought to you by The People!
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2 RepliesI'd like a Duracell sponsorship, because of the number of batteries my controller has gone through since I started.
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1 ReplyMr. bucket and selsun blue
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Mighty Taco. Cause -blam!- taco bell
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based on his armor and weapons my hunter is sponsored by the vex.
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Sparco USA
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I want DeWalt, cause it will give me a effing loads of recharged pack for my Fusions !
