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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Titan: The Orb Warlock: Celestial Being
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Edited by The Harmacist: 11/16/2014 4:06:59 AMI'm sponsored by Ron Burgandy. Go -blam!- yourself San Diego!
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My wizard is a meth addict and has nothing going for her hence her luck with getting exotic. YET NOTHING WILL STOP HER FROM PICKING UP THAT DAMNED PIPE
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Edited by hamsterboom: 11/16/2014 4:08:08 AMDurex.. gives me extra protectoin...((misspelled cos of the dumb idea))) And also helps getting out of slippery situations..
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Definently Walmart because we all know those low prices would survive the golden age.
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Punish Tube.
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Bungie
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The Co-Operative funeral care. [i]"Good News! You're Dead![/i]
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"HighTimes"
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BowTech "refuse to fallow"
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Edited by robert: 11/9/2014 2:43:26 PMDewitoes [spoiler]Mountain Dew and Doritos at the same time [/spoiler] [spoiler]just incase[/spoiler]
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XUR is my sponsor
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1 ReplyPornhub
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Since I'm a Sunsinger, Jimmy Dean breakfast sun sponsors me. Lol
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Lady Luck ;)
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Warlock: Frosted Flakes! "THEEEEEEY'RE GREAT!"
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My guardians are sponsored by beano because farting inside a space suit sucks.
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My titan: McDonald's (can't play on an empty stomach) My ghost: Liam Neeson from the end of The Phantom Menace.
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JayZ cuz we pimps
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Miramax film studio
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Morgan Freeman. Because he is Morgan Freeman
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I'm sponsored by Protest boardwear. Because of my Sparrow Surfing.
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Budweiser cuz this game drives me to drink.
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Captain Morgan, Patersons Fruit Farm and Tide
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