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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Visine: tears and red eyes
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Redbull[spoiler]All the coolest kids on the block are sponsored by red bull.[/spoiler]
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Ibuprofen, Tylenol, my wallet etc.... Lol
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I would want be sponsored by hot pockets. Someone should really be sponsored by balmex and baby wipes for some of the people on the forums lol.
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I have two, AMG and Pyrex
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RJ Reynolds tobacco company. His tagline would be "the fallen can't kill me, neither can these".
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5 RepliesEdited by AG Protocol: 11/16/2014 11:14:00 AMCanada Dry, nothing beats ginger ale
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My local Meth dealer....
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My hunter by Gillette for that close shave. My warlock by Disney coz that shiz is magical My Titan by Duracell because the power keeps on going.
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Nerf It's Nerf or nothin'!
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Titan sponsored by Redbull Hunter sponsored by Skullcandy Warlock sponsored by 7 Hour Energy
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Monster. That's how I have my 30s.
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Xur, The Agent of the Nine.
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Surprised no one has said this but for a titan(both subclasses work) Trojan condoms. I would go with Jimmy John's. Freaky fast delivery (of death) P.s. I actually work at Jimmy John's
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4 RepliesEdited by Elastas: 11/4/2014 7:24:20 PMArizona Tea and KitKat. But if I could only pick one Id go Arizona. [spoiler]Imagine an Arizona Green Tea ginseng and honey shader. The green with the cherry blossom flowers all over would be saf[/spoiler]
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1 Replythe washington redskins. Because go f**k yourself
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1 ReplyOrbital Sciences Inc, cause my guardian's abilities are EXPLOSIVE! Too soon?
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I am sponsored by the Military...
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1 ReplyThis game is sponsored by lays, because we didn't get what we payed for.
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I am literally laughing my -blam!-ing ass off at some of these answers! I'll go with NASA, can I do that? Or I'll have DARPA
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Tampex pearl.
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1 ReplyHunter sponsored by Starbucks coffee Titan sponsored by carhart outdoor wear Warlock sponsored by glenmorangie scotch whiskey
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Sponsored by Axe. >.>
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Cheetos sponser my strike cheese runs.
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Titan: The Orb Warlock: Celestial Being
