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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Lusty leopard - I dance vary nace when I play.
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MossyOak wanted to sponsor my hunter but I don't think they did their research too well. Just because I have hunter as my class name doesn't mean I want to wear backwoods camouflage. Honestly I just think they wanted some ideas from our shaders.
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Midol- because my bladedancer is a crazy bitch.
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HeadOn. Apply [ammunition] directly to the forehead.
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Nutella.. I'm a sweet guardian
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1 ReplyI think my Titan would be best sponsored by some sort of anti rust thing, cos, u know, I'm basically all metal.
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Preparation H: Ending butthurts for 90 years
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My Hunter is sponsored by Nuka-Cola And my Titan is sponsored by Eggnog. No specific brand.
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2 RepliesMy sunsinger warlock is sponsored by my mom
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Sony because am loyal I got a Spiny TV,PlayStation 1,2 and 3 as well as a PSP and also Microsoft because I has all the Xbox's
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3 RepliesPornhub
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My Bladedancer is sponsored by Aperture Science. This was a triumph!
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1 ReplyKY so when Bungie decides to -blam!- me in my ass because I play PvE it dosent hurt as bad.
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Jack Daniels
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Nike, I just do it
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1 ReplyMy titan is sponsored by the Angry Marines. [spoiler]if you don't know who they are imagine a space marine from 40k with all his blood replaced with testosterone who is pissed at EVERYTHINF[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesHe's Commander Shepard, and I'm his favorite guardian in The Tower... ;D
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3 RepliesMy hunter - gerber (the knife company), Starbucks (cause I drink coffee when I play 530-630am each morning), & smith & Wesson (cause I think they'd make "the last word.")
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Kleenex. Whether it be the tears of my enemies or my furious hand cannon. They love my business.
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Monster and Dominos.
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Titan- Five Hour energy because he is too overweight: 50% Bulky Armour 50% KFC
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My defender titan would be sponsored by Trojan condoms (we will protect you from even the biggest explosions!)
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McDonalds cuz bah da da da DDDaaaaaaa "I'm loving it!" And now my guardians life expectancy is significantly shorter!
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2 RepliesLipton *sips tea*
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3 RepliesLife alert because when my enemies fall they can't get back up
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Visine: tears and red eyes
