Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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My guardian is sponsored by Trojan Minis.
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Duck Dynasty.
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Hentai in sponsoring me
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Edited by Hawkmoon: 1/11/2015 2:46:52 AMVaseline is sponsoring me. How else could I have survived all those times the Cryptarch shoved those Purple Engrams in my ass
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Pornhub because I upgraded from Gjallarhorn 1.0(Asian dick) to Gjallarhorn 2.0(Ron Jeremy) in the 2nd week of expansion. Let's go!
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Im sponsored by cheeze it
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if you don't chew Big Red, then -blam!- you
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Edited by Coyote_Joe_304: 1/11/2015 8:11:52 AMJack Daniels, Copenhagen, Top Ramen, Amp energy, Zig Zag, and Bic
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Nintendo
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Sponsored by Bungie obviously... Without Bungie my guardian would cease to exist.
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Bungie.
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the suicide hotline
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My 186 followers on bungie.net. no joke there.
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None, it's so strange when I ask for sponsorship deals they always tend to aVOID me.
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I have the middaye shader on my hunter and it looks like the mountain dew colors!
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McDonalds. Cause my titans fat.
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My warlock is sponsored by 343 industries. what, too soon?
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I'm supposed to be sponsored? When did this happen?
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I'm sponsored by EA and Cheeze Its
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Emu Export
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My warlock has a contract with trojan, because every time i come into crucible its like hitting a brick wall.
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DORITOWNED AND MTN AND PWND
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Top Gun.
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Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator
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Doritos and mountain dew