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2/9/2014 2:34:32 AM
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Who's sponsoring YOUR Guardian?
Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?
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Rock star titan
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We rent goats.con
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1 ReplyBarnes and Nobles If there were books to read in the tower or in the world like Skyrim that would be dope. (Also I main the warlock class and they fufill the smart people.)
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Rold Gold Pretzels is my sponsor. Because.. pretzels.
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Bad Dragon. Ayyyyy lmao
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Nobody. My Guardians are not corporate whores.
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Victoria's Secret
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Activision I had an entire replica of my armor for sale at $60. Then activision started sponsoring me and now you only get my head. Everything else is in a $20 dlc.
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1 ReplySponsered by Chex Mix!!
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I'm sponsored by my mom :^)
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2 Repliesdicks meat market! You cant beat our meat!
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Activision. Sell you the same thing more than once.
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1 ReplyTampax because I'm covered in blood [spoiler]From your GF[/spoiler] [spoiler]Jk Trying not to be that guy[/spoiler]
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The opposite of BK because Bungie won't let you have it your way
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Definitely Walmart, cause it don't take much to become my friend, and I'm one cheap mother-blam!-er.
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1 ReplyNaughtyAmerica because if this game is gonna screw me I at least want cash for it.
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3 RepliesSponsored by RNG
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2 RepliesJust read that as who spooning your guardian?
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1 ReplySmith&Wesson
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1 ReplyPOP TARTS
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2 RepliesThe USPS because they do the same thing day after day after day..........
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Well Nike and Air Jordan cuz I always have elites and some retro 11's on in case crota wanna -blam!- around n get dunked on.
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2 RepliesGirl Scout cookies and Budweiser.
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Edited by AGROUPUvPriestS: 2/18/2015 3:48:51 AMBrazzers because I get F'd in the A way to hard in crucible
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2 RepliesEdited by NinJake_56: 1/15/2015 12:47:50 AMMy guardian is sponsored by Brazzers.com
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Orbit Gum, I wear several Dead Orbit pieces as well as owning a few of their weapons. Snickers as my gamer fuel.
