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Throw a bucket of water early in the morning.
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Leave her johnny.
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Edited by BannedCommando: 2/7/2014 12:20:07 PMFeed him to the hungry rats for dinner. Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver. Stuff him in a sack and throw him over. So many choices in the early morning.
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Edited by LowIQPlayz3445: 2/7/2014 3:14:28 PMBeat him over the head with a cabbage
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Rehabilitate him.
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Destroy his anal cavity
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Who cares? We already had a poor old man [who] came riding by, and we say so, and we know so.
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Put him in the brig until he's sober.
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Is he the one that shot that Albatross?
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Douse him in whale oil and set him alight?
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Put him in charge of an Exxon Tanker! [spoiler]bonus points to whoever gets the reference.[/spoiler]
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Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning [spoiler]do you ask this because you're a drunken sailor?[/spoiler]
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Thanks for getting that shanty stuck in my head.
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Do what all sailors do..We Fck him
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I thought that it was drunken Whaler? Like, the assassins that work for Daud.
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Sing songs and curse at sea gulls Fill your bags with coin Tell the lands of all your hauls And make the gals a'shine
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Blame him for the murder of the Empress.