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1/29/2014 7:55:44 AM
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I need a jackal, an Ibex, a goat, 2 pounds of chalk, a sickle, an area of about 20 square yards and a priest with a really bad sense of morals.
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I can sell you all but the priest for 2 pedros
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Ahh the priest is always the hardest to find.....well one that knows sumerian at least.
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Oh Sumarian? Well if you can find a chicken born on a third wensday i can get you one for 1 pedro if you can make a hat out of saliva
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Edited by Ashed-up: 1/30/2014 1:17:54 AMSure dragon, alligator, or first daughter of a transvestite bishop.
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Y U No Puddi?
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I have not the skill bit i got the chicken after a fight with a ent and i can throw the hat made of all three.
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Deal, but you took too long. The price is now 4 Pedros
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Alright here are your 4 pedros. And compensation for for the wait ill throw in a Methuselah lock of hair.
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Can you make it a lock of armpit hair from a female born on the 3rd tuesday of an odd month, who likes pie
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Sure give me half a day i have to trade an ocelot born on a blue moon of a leap year for that.
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Okay, I will throw in a 3 ft mobius strip for your troubles
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Thank you and all your items should be at your doorstep by dusk tonight delivered by a goblin with a limp and a Scottish accent. His name is Teacup. If you ever need the blood, skin and bones of a higher level gay demon let me know ill give it to you at a discount. Thank you for doing business at the Limping Dodo.
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Thank your. Go to the nearest Dennys to the east. Order the Unlimited pancakes. On your third plate between the second and third cake, there will be a check for your bonus payment
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Oh wonderful. Marmalade!
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Yes, yes
