I am actually Harlow. I have been lying to you all for roughly a year now as I decided some time ago to try to infiltrate the public forums under an alternate account. I actually gained a considerable amount of weight and even cut my hair when I first created this account. Never did I expect to continue this act for so long.
I merely wanted to see what it would be like to be a normal member of this forum, and I can that I am still somewhat disgusted by you people, but I do not feel that I should isolate myself from you all in my group. There are actually quite a few members here that I became friends with, with only a handful of them that I had revealed my secret to prior to this confession. I've decided I'll continue posting on this account, but I merely wished to tell you all the truth that I am indeed Harlow. Please forgive me for my deceit.
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*yawn* Silent Bob was your better account