originally posted in:Doki Doki D2 Club
Its time to talk about the more important, serious things in life. Anchorman quotes. I LOVE LAMP
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A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny....
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BLACK WATCH OUT SHE HAS A KNIFE
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"Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!"
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"Well, that escalated quickly"
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You know what they call cats? Chickens of the rail yard.
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Let's just not ignore the fact that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson is over there.
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I stroked my calf for 30 minutes wondering why I wasn't getting that feeling.
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.
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"Brick! Where'd you get a hand grenade!" "I DONT KNOW!"
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[quote]RON WHERE ARE MY LEGS?[/quote]
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Edited by rocketFox: 1/28/2014 1:50:07 AMIts got bits of real panther in it, so you know its good.
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Bears can smell the menstruation.
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You pooped in the fridge?! And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? Im not even mad! Just impressed!
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I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
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60% of the time it works every time.
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 1/26/2014 12:02:22 AMOk, now we know, you can't smoke crack on live TV.
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And I'm Ron Burgundy Go Frick yourself San Diego
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"Is this a bat" "Nope, chicken of the cave."
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That escalated quickly.
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Bret killed a guy
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Carefreemeat is the best guy ever.
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I had no idea what you just said.
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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The bad man punted Baxter!