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Edited by HurtfulTurkey:
1/24/2014 5:10:10 PM
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North Korea has successfully landed a man on sun
[quote]This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.
[url]http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html#Z6ZVs5vcr5RUQaTx.99[/url][/quote]
Shit guys, and here we are only landing a rover on Mars, sittin' in NASA with our heads up our asses.
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45 RepliesThey probably had to send the astronaut up at night, otherwise he would have died.
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3 RepliesIf that's a real story that is such a pathetic try to make a fake news story I actually kinda feel bad for them
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What the f*ck, this is a year old. [spoiler]and you have the balls to call yourself [b]new[/b]s.[/spoiler]
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Guessing you got this from Fox News XD
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Happy New Years!!
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Did these morons actually say that?
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What when the guy ggot on moonnn??
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Oh my God, look at that poor man's face
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I'm bumping this shit
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I wonder if Hung Il Gong is "sun burnt".......*crickets chirp*......well..I thought it was funny.
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5 Replies[b]LET[/b] [b]THIS POST[/b] [b]DIE[/b]
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Lol my mom would believe this she believes anything she sees on the Internet.
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Well shit. Guess we better nuke the sun....
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They also beat America in the World Cup, we need a shape up.
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*Spits out snow coffee* Those damn North Koreans always one step ahead of us.
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3 RepliesPff we'll make a sun base.
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This isn't serious right?
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North Korean gov't; Greatest Trolls in human history
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3 RepliesAt least one of their rockets worked
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1 Replynorth career r so brav to land on th son
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If North Koreans believe this Bullshit I might just explode. This is so -blam!-in stupid even for North Korea.
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Lol shuuuuure they did.
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Hey, I remember this thread!
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1 ReplyI'm surprised they even used an astronaut. I would have thought they would have just said Kim himself flew to the sun while riding a pink space unicorn that crapped ice cream.
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1 ReplyThis is BS...
