Judge: Have you reached a verdict? b.net Jury: We have your honor. Judge: Please read that verdict before the court. b.net Jury: We the Jury find the defendant Loaf: count 1: forcing people to use b.net how he wants - [b]Guilty[/b] count 2: complains about people using a feature that is part of the site - [b]Guilty[/b] count 3: has shown arrogance and ignorance in their threads pertaining to mute feature - [b]Guilty[/b] count 4: believes the internet is reality - [b]Guilty[/b] count 5: Is ok with ruining experience of another user for their own expense of them not using mute feature - [b]Guilty[/b] count 6: Is unwilling to accept mute feature is a great tool - [b]Guilty[/b] count 7: Has continually bumped his threads to whine until everyone sees his way - [b]Guilty[/b] count 8: Has incriminated himself by telling others to stop using mute feature but has been proven to use mute feature himself - [b]Guilty[/b] count 9: Is making a ton of spam threads in offtopic complaining about people who muted him - [b]Guilty[/b] count 10: believes people shouldn't be able to make this decision for themselves and only he is allowed to make the call - [b]Guilty[/b] Judge: Thank you Jury. At this time I will read out sentencing. [b]Effective immediately the defendant will serve a life sentence of being muted without parole.[/b] Due to the nature of this trial we shall not be asking the defendant if he has anything to say as he has been muted at this time. The court of b.net thanks the Jury for it's time.