When the microwave exploded, the ducks on my sofa swam out through the skylights, and the kettle I was microwaving melted into pineapples. It was at this point I realised my house was giving birth to whales which were being attacked by shrimp, and my death ray was out of potatoes to throw at then. I had to act quick to fly to the bookshelf and grab my mango, before the spiders in the computer ate it.
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But what happened to the feldspar when you mantled over the greenwhich sandwhich?
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I didn't see it, I was screaming at the iron to jump out of the way of my tractor when the gourds appeared. Next thing I knew there was carpet all over my window and sausage casserole in my toilet. It was a bloody catastotree
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But that makes no sense, how did the dog escape the play card if its hand was bleeding pork rhinos?