Teacher: Alright kids, if one plus two equals three, what is five factorial?
Kid 1: 10!
Teacher: No you idiot
Kid 2: VAGINA
Teacher: YOU GET AN A
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Teacher of bungie recruits: whats 1 + 1 Recruit: two Teacher: anyone else? Recruit 2: 7? Teacher: someone get this kid a better swivel chair he's going places!
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Mommy! Mommy! I'm tired of running in circles! [spoiler]Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor[/spoiler]