Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler]
~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler]
[quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub,
Please, sit down and take a number, bub;
Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes
Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes
And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink,
What matters is how incoherently you think,
And even though some think this thread is getting old,
Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold.
So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told
Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler]
SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING!
FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT
0-2000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week!
Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000
Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot
Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour.
Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea
Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us)
Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone
Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture)
Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song?
Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday!
Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive
Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i]
Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke
Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler]
2000-3000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story
Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you
Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title
Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools
Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend
Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King!
Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do?
Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest
Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem
Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler]
3000-4000 posts
[spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got!
Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i]
Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny
Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i]
Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post
Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox
Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox
Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main
Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub
Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler]
4000-5000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes
Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i]
Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i]
Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i]
Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler]
5000-9000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]:
[i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question
Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix
Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts!
Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username
Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler]
Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be?
Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him
[b]Public Service Announcement[/b]:
[quote]Party Hard[/quote]
[i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread:
[quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want
-Greene[/quote]
Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 1/25/2014 4:47:20 PMNext post will be 666. :O
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Here you go.
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She danced for me nude in the moonlight and was happy that I was listening to her fart noises she was making with her mouth. It caused a ripple effect that made me have muscle spasms. She eased them with her rhythmic foot massages. After making dinner for the 45th time she got dressed and handed me my weapon of choice and we set out on our quest to find the true super sand lesbian. Our time share was eventually destroyed by a horde of prostitutes, but we rebuilt it eventually. We made it stronger and classier with a modern sexy touch. We'll just use our underwater home as a temporary base of operations to combat the growing zombie infestation. My ROTC group leader asked me about how I did it. I replied, "sanguine my brother." Could the legend of the giant willy be true? We may never know.
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What the hell is a Cornhusker? I always picture a big guy named Bubba that has sex with cows.
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I was taking a selfie and the camera app on my ipad thought my mouth was a face... :/
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THROW THE CHEESE!
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little Vorcha? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Systems Alliance, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Batarian Pirates, Collectors, and Cults, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Systems Alliance. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting The Shadow Broker and your IP is being traced right now through the Extranet, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Vorcha. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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Mods please don't ban me *crosses fingers*
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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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Edited by Blacdalf the Nig: 1/25/2014 3:23:58 AMI like thinking about being a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] And killing wanna-be white jews pigs Signed, Uncle Ruckus (No-relation)
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ILL PUKE BLOOD ON YOUR SOUL!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Flagrant Error! Fog donkey snow wampa.
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We are approaching 600! Brace for quantum Thread Power bonus to anybody who was here before January 20th!
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Raaannnddddoooommmm
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The word butterfly makes not sense at all. It's not butt ugly like a fly, nor has it anything to do with butter. Think on this.
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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♪Black all day. Black everyday.♪ ♪Chicken, chicken, chicken!♪
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Think we can get this 600?
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asdfasdfasdf
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkAzH99Igtk]Here, have some BlazBlue[/url]
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People call me "random" because my username is "randomrosso"
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Edited by Qwerty: 1/24/2014 2:36:32 AMIm a bumpy rabbit, bumping up bumps