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Le thread of random : You guys suck

Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler] ~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler] [quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub, Please, sit down and take a number, bub; Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink, What matters is how incoherently you think, And even though some think this thread is getting old, Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold. So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler] SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING! FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT 0-2000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week! Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000 Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour. Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us) Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture) Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song? Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday! Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i] Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler] 2000-3000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King! Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do? Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler] 3000-4000 posts [spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got! Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i] Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i] Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler] 4000-5000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i] Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i] Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i] Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler] 5000-9000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts! Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler] Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be? Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him [b]Public Service Announcement[/b]: [quote]Party Hard[/quote] [i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread: [quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want -Greene[/quote] Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...

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    • Qwerty pls

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        • Do not use pub's name in vain

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          • [i]I ... I[/i] belong here.

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            • Eh...Hello

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              • You said pub, now I'm here

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                • EXPLOSIONS!

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                  • Going to sleep guys. Keeping my notification system on because I need my alarm for soccer in the morning. This means your replies create a loud sound. Shhhhh. I will reply to any messages after soccer (around 10-11 hours from now)

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                  • FINALLY GOT THE DAMN CHEST PIECE!

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                    • Damn. Bio left me. °︵°

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                      • Give me a bottle of gin.

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                        • Just thought I would post my excellent summary here of Genesis [spoiler]Here is a summary: [b]Gen1:[/b] God creates everything that lives, the heaven, and the Earth. Made Humankind and gave them charge over Earth [b]Gen2:[/b]God forms Adam, gives him a garden. Says "Don't go touching this tree". Adam feels lonely, so he God gets him some breasts...I mean a women. [b]Gen3:[/b]Woman ruins everything, decides she wants the only thing she can't have. Knowledge is attained, groins are covered, God is mad [b]Gen4:[/b]Two STDs are contracted, named Cain and Abel. Abel is the cooler cat, offering his best. Cain gets mad, and he sweeps the leg (you know, like a Cane?). Abel is kill. [b]Gen5[/b]:<family bloodlines and stuff> [b]Gen6:[/b]The forum known as Earth was corrupted, so God brought in the [i]Flood[/i]. God wants to save the animals, so he says "I Noah guy" [b]Gen7:[/b]Rain drops keep falling on my head, they keep falling (40 days n nights) [b]Gen8:[/b]Rain begins to falter, Noah builds an altar [b]Gen9:[/b]God makes rainbows to signify no more floods, Noah gets drunk and curses Canaan (Caanan?). [b]Gen10:[/b]<who lived where> [b]Gen11:[/b]People want to get closer to god, stairway to heavan/Tower of Babylon. God seperates people and marks the start of centuries of discrimination and WW2 [b]Gen12:[/b]God told Abram "Go to the promise land, I promise" [b]Gen13:[/b]Abram seperates from Lot, Abram goes to Canaan(Caanan?) [b]Gen14:[/b]Kings war, Lot gets captured. Abram saves Lot. Abram gets a tenth of everything (Action Replay? Yes) [b]Gen15:[/b]Abram is told he will recieve lots of kids (*insert the song here*) [b]Gen16:[/b]Abram sleeps with a prostitute name Hagar or something like that. Has a kid named Ishmel. Ishmel later in life causes all sorts of problem, starting the Muslim religion and tearing families a part. [b]Gen17:[/b]God made a covenant with Abram. Abram now named Abraham. All men's whickers get whacked (don't tell Daz) [b]Gen18:[/b]Sarah is told by three visiters she will get a kid. Abraham prays for city [b]Gen19:[/b]Angels save Lot. Lot's wife is turned to salt, his city is burned to the ground, and I'm pretty sure incest happens. [b]Gen20:[/b]Abraham says Sarah is his sister, Sarah gets taken, God returns Sarah [b]Gen21:[/b]Sarah had a kid as promised; Isaac. Abraham sends Ishmael away to cause all of his problems [b]Gen22:[/b]Abraham tries to sacrific Isaac. An angel sends a ram, instead [b]Gen23:[/b]Sarah dies. Abraham buys a cave and buries her there. [b]Gen24:[/b]Isaac the bachelor is looking for a grill, he marries Rebekha. [b]Gen25:[/b]Abraham dies, Isaac+'bekha have two kids. If I remember currectly, the kid who got the birthrights only got it because he stuck his hand out first, but was "born" second. He sold his birthright to the other for some lunch. [b]Gen26:[/b]Isaac gets rich, lies about his wife, digs wells, and is blessed by Lawdy [b]Gen27:[/b]Rebekha and Jacob trick Isaac into giving Jacob his blessing. First born (Esua) gets all mad now that he doesn't get Isaac's riches, regrets the lunch he traded it for, vows revenge. Jacob goes away. [b]Gen28:[/b]Isaac sends Jacob to get married. Jacob dreams of ladders and the lord blesses him. [b]Gen29:[/b]Jacob works [u]7[/u] years to marry Rachel, gets ripped off and recieves Leah. Works [u]7[/u] more years to get Rachel. Leah is prego, uh oh. [b]Gen30:[/b]Jacob is being a slut, Rachel's maid has kid(s), then Leah's maid, the Leah. [b]Gen31:[/b]Lord tells Jacob to return home. Rachel switches to a false religion, Jacob is chased but makes a treaty [b]Gen32:[/b]Jacob hears he is to meet his brother. Afraid, he sends gifts. Wrestles with some dude, dude names him Israel. [b]Gen33:[/b]Esau forgives Jacob. Jacob builds an altar [b]Gen34:[/b]Jacob's daughter gets r@ped. All men under Jacob get ripped off (their whickers whacked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) again, don't tell Daz) [b]Gen35:[/b]Rachel dies having Jacob/Israel's 12th son. Isaac dies. [b]Gen36:[/b]<info on Esau's family> [b]Gen37:[/b]Joseph was Israel's favorite. This is the coloured shirt story where his siblings literally sold him to slavery. [b]Gen38[/b]:Judah had kids and stuff [b]Gen39:[/b]Joseph's owner put him in charge-ish. Owner's wife starts trying to sleep with this hunky peice of meat Joseph. [u]Wife doesn't get pounded, so she lies and gets Joseph grounded[/u] [b]Gen40:[/b]People get thrown in jail, Joseph interprets their dreams [b]Gen41:[/b]Pharoh has a dream, Joseph interprets it as famine. Joseph gets put in charge of all of Egypt [b]Gen42:[/b]Jospeh's siblings show up, but don't recognize him because he all fly and stylish. Joseph sends all of but one to get Benjamin, but he kept the one in jail! [b]Gen43:[/b]Famine strikes the siblings, Joseph welcomes them. [b]Gen44:[/b]Joseph frames Benjamin, Judah takes the fall and becomes a slave. [b]Gen45:[/b]Joseph told his brother who he was and said "God sent me here" [b]Gen46:[/b]Irael and his family went to Egypt, and Joseph met them [b]Gen47:[/b]People sell all their stuff to Pharoh for food, and Joseph and co. settle down, [b]Gen48:[/b]Jacob is ill. Jacob blesses person [b]Gen49:[/b]Jacob blesses his kids. Dies. Gets buried in Abraham's cave [b]Gen50:[/b]Joseph goes to bury Jacob. Before Joseph dies, he says "I promise that we will make it to the promiseland that God promised"[/spoiler]

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                            • Check out this sexy stud!

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                              • I love hidden codes and google. Now I got the Raider armor in H4.

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                                  • Chez mix with milk :3

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                                    • Bump

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                                      • Bio, are you BioCharizard? I'm pretty sure you are.

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                                        • Grill Gamers 2.

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                                          • Grill Gamers.

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                                            • So for the ones that watch anime, specifically undubbed anime, do you just learn how to read fast or do you just learn the language?

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                                              • Stuff.

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                                                • What if a Halo 4 was just a troll by 343i and halo 5 will be wonderful. [spoiler]it's the illuminati[/spoiler]

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                                                  • My comic is nearing completion...

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