Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler]
~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler]
[quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub,
Please, sit down and take a number, bub;
Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes
Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes
And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink,
What matters is how incoherently you think,
And even though some think this thread is getting old,
Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold.
So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told
Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler]
SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING!
FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT
0-2000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week!
Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000
Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot
Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour.
Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea
Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us)
Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone
Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture)
Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song?
Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday!
Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive
Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i]
Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke
Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler]
2000-3000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story
Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you
Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title
Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools
Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend
Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King!
Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do?
Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest
Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem
Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler]
3000-4000 posts
[spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got!
Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i]
Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny
Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i]
Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post
Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox
Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox
Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main
Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub
Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler]
4000-5000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes
Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i]
Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i]
Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i]
Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler]
5000-9000 posts:
[spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]:
[i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question
Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix
Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts!
Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username
Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler]
Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be?
Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him
[b]Public Service Announcement[/b]:
[quote]Party Hard[/quote]
[i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread:
[quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want
-Greene[/quote]
Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...
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I replaced my door with jelly and now I walk through jelly and I smell amazing. [spoiler]be...........................jelly[/spoiler]
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Asudmakesmewagerforbungeejurmpen¿
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*sits down* *falls asleep at table*
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*drinks gallon of juice* Sup
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Edited by BASED NOVICE: 8/12/2014 9:49:41 PMRemember when you said the plug.dj room would be gone in a week. It isn't! EAT IT QWERTY! EAT IT GOOD.
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I've been thinking...I should make a penguin spartan on reach
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Edited by Treebeard: 8/12/2014 10:38:20 PMTreebeard knows all. Treebeard is [i]love,[/i] Treebeard is [i]life.[/i]
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*Takes a seat at a table, sips some Mountain Dew from a can of Canada Dry.*
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/12/2014 1:41:29 AM*Walks in, sitting down* I'll take a Canada Wet. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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*hernando Cortez breaks in, yelling in Spanish.* QWERTY! Hand me the Gun!
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I have a kettle fish what do you have?
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Business is booming huh? Almost at 10k patrons man, gratz!
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*grabs bowl, cereal, and milk* *grabs fork* Cause -blam!- spoons that's why
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I don't drink so can I have a tankard of mead to guzzle
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ALL HAIL TREEBEARD. MAY HIS ENT-NESS BRING US A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST.
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/13/2014 11:33:30 PMIs this a possible picture of Biosmiley?
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*Sips some Canada Dry*
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[i]Statistically, you will almost certainly die when assaulting a well-maintained fortress with a competent commander. You must strive to make your death useful.[/i]
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Lets rap battle. I'll begin. [i]Yo, check it out... Hanging around in Great Seven Guy's pub/ Logging on on B.Net; browsin' The Flood/ Damn, It smells alot like piss in here/ And why the -blam!- is there a dude taking it in the rear?! Anyways, I didn't expect much else, see/ I have a friend, she's a girl and she's named Chelsea/ I like boobs, and she's got damn big ones/ She slapped me hard 'cuz I squeezed them once. I also like pizza, that stuff is so tasty/ You know what I hate? I friggin hate daisys/ Just hangin' there, being all flowery/ If you eat too much pizza, you'll clog all your arteries! [/i] We da realest. MC Fender. Yeeah.
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/14/2014 4:16:35 AMI just watch this and I noticed this guy is from Houston because the he is driving a Slab... [spoiler]I bet 99% of people on this forum don't know what Slab is, I only know because I read an article in the Houston Chronicle about them...[/spoiler]
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*sits* I don't like this chair..... *returns to standing*
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Guess where this line came from: "[i]Singing C++ saying 'ello world, I'll beat you till you sing about a daisy girl.[/i]"
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What the heck is an dodecagon anyway? Say dodecagon 5 times. Fan fic is finished. http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67754766/0/0/1 If I get 5 posts, I will send you a weird video
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/14/2014 2:24:12 PM*smashes face in cake* *mumbles unintelligible words*
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So I've been playing Oblivion lately. I created a new character the other day, and I'm playing as a Redguard. Anyway, this real asshat Khajit called me a "foul-smelling ape"? I immediately started thinking about the fact that I'm black in this game, and calling me a "foul-smelling ape" is kind of racist. Actually, it's really racist. I'm no stickler when it comes to racism(in fact, racism can be quite hilarious), but I've been pondering this. I wonder if this is a line of dialogue that only is said to Redguards, or if it's just a generic line.
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This post is dedicated to Queery.