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Le thread of random : You guys suck

Random(rosso approved) thread of randommess era: [spoiler]People always seem to post and then leave and the most things make are 10 posts. I want you to post as much, and as often as possible. I want as many references as you can fit into a sentence or picture as you can[/spoiler] ~The Qwerty Pub~ era: [spoiler] [quote]Welcome to the Qwerty Pub, Please, sit down and take a number, bub; Heroes and Villains, and all sorts of blokes Contribute to this fire that Qwerty stokes And just remember: It matter not what flavour your drink, What matters is how incoherently you think, And even though some think this thread is getting old, Each and every post still contains a little bit of comedy gold. So I welcome you to sit and stir; but mind what your told Or Bungie will resurrect the ninjas of b.old[/quote][/spoiler] SHOUTOUT TO [i]LASER[/i], WHO WAS HERE AT THE BEGINNING! FIGURED I SHOULD SHOUTOUT TO [i]BioSmiley[/i] SINCE HES IN HERE AS MUCH AS ME LATELY, AND [i]Everybody[/i] 'N' [i]The Necromancer[/i] 'N' [i]Darkarrow[/i]'N' [i]Novice[/i] STOP BY HERE A LOT 0-2000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 1:[b]Completed[/b]:We kept a conversation for an entire week! Challenge 2:[b]Completed[/b]:SPECIAL THANKS TO [i]SANDTRAP[/i] FOR THAT LAST BIT: Get this to 1000 Challenge 3:[b]Completed[/b]:Post a picture of a sloth and type something backwards all while balancing on one foot Challenge 4: [b]Completed[/b]:By[i] PASSIONATE PORCH[/i] Describe a colour, without saying the name, showing a picture, or mentioning something that is that colour. Challenge 5:[b]Completed[/b]: by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] Give me a good Challenge Idea Challenge 6:[b]Not Completed[/b]: Get Deej into this :D, made by [i]A BIG COWPIE[/i] (bobcast appeared once to yell at us) Challenge 7:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]The Suede Uzi[/i], [i]Hazardous Kow[/i], [i]ThePandaMan[/i], & [i]Enclave Soldier[/i] Create a story with someone Challenge 8:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Gaurdian[/i] Find the wierdest picture you can (best is now URL picture) Challenge 9:[b]Completed[/b]: Best Song? Challenge 10:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday! Challenge 11:[b]Completed[/b]: Give me ideas to keep this thread alive Challenge 12:[b]Completed[/b]: By [i]Scarecrow[/i] : Post your paste. Best was [i]The Suede Uzi[/i] Challenge 13:[b]Completed[/b]: Come up with a joke Challenge 14:[b]Completed[/b]: 2k posts (insert [i]Horizon[/i]'s HM here) [i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][/spoiler] 2000-3000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 15:[b]Completed[/b]: Tell a funny story Challenge 16:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]The Webmaster[/i]: Destiny Loot is 7 year old you Challenge 17:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]Gary[/i]:Describe your life with a song title Challenge 18:[b]Completed[/b]: April Fools Challenge 19:[b]Completed[/b]: A pun-tastic weekend Challenge 20:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] [i]NotDarkarrowsalt[/i]: Three Headed Monkey King! Challenge 21: [b]Completed[/b]: Mother's day is upon us. What have/ are you going to do? Challenge 22: [b]Completed[/b]: Before mount everest was [i]discovered[/i], what was the tallest mountain in the word? Answer: Mount Everest Challenge 23:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Brave Fencer[/i] Make a poem Challenge 24:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Sprüngli[/i]:[i]BioSmiley[/i]:[i]TheLoneEthaniel[/i][i]Michael[/i][i]Snow[/i] 3000 posts[/spoiler] 3000-4000 posts [spoiler]Challenge 25:[b]Completed[/b]: Lets get a new url picture! Post the best picture you got! Challenge 26:[b]Completed[/b]: Complete Challenge 25 made by [i]DrkSteel[/i] Challenge 27:[b]Completed[/b]: Give some info on destiny Challenge 27.5:[b]Completed[/b]:Make a flood related catbug gif? By [i]m1silencer[/i] Challenge 28:[b]Completed[/b]: Gif Friday 4.0! Post a gif with every post Challenge 29:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i] Think of a paradox Challenge 30:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Qwerty the Great(thats me!)[/i] Dont think of a paradox Whale of a Challenge:[b][i]Completed[/i][/b]:Guess Space Whales Main Challenge 31(33):[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i],[i]Everybody[/i],[i]Mendicant Bias[/i],[i]Blonic[/i]:Make a ryhme for the Qwerty Pub Challenge 32(34):[b]Completed[/b]: Get it to 4000!!!!![/spoiler] 4000-5000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 35:[b]Completed[/b]:Post Jokes Challenge 36:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Ingloriouswho98[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[u][b][i]Chakas[/i][/b][/u];[i]Darkarrow[/i]: Write a weird short story. Exactly 10 sentences; By [i]BioSmiley[/i] Challenge 37:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Boom1616[/i]; talk in rhymes by [i]Ktan Dantaktee[/i] Challenge 38:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]Stalwart[/i];[i]Rhynerd[/i];[i]Liberty Prime[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]Everybody[/i];[i]Mojo1965[/i];[i]M1Silencer[/i]: type a movie quote with only your knuckles. By [i]Stalwart[/i] Challenge 39:[b]Completed[/b]:5000 post [i]Thanks to Jake and all of the usual suspects[/i]*insert BannedNumpty in the body here*[/spoiler] 5000-9000 posts: [spoiler]Challenge 40:[b]Completed[/b]: [i]DragonSniper3[/i];[i]BioSmiley[/i];[i]IngloriousWho98[/i];[i]Boom1616[/i];[i]Novice[/i];[i]The Necromancer[/i]; Ask a weird question Challenge 41:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Dr. Torso 3[/i]; Make Bungieball Comix Challenge 42:[b]Completed[/b]: Get 7777 posts! Challenge 43:[b]Completed[/b]: Write a descriptive word for each letter of the main part of yours (or someone else's) username Challenge 44:[b]Completed[/b]:[i]Addiecorps[/i]:[i]Ariadne81[/i]:[i]Dragon Sniper 3[/i] Take a random object, for example a toaster, and make a deep and profound exclaimation about it.[/spoiler] Challenge 45:[b]Noto Completo[/b]: First it was randomness, then a pub, now we move to another thing. What do you want it to be? Challenge 46:[b]Complete[/b]: 10k. Delusor got the final post, apparently its a big deal to him [b]Public Service Announcement[/b]: [quote]Party Hard[/quote] [i]Novice[/i] dug up the first post on this thread: [quote]Ugh. I can get this thread 100 replies if you want -Greene[/quote] Oh, we got it to 100 replies alright...

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  • I need to spend more time on this thread, but there's an elephant in the way.

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    • I Ned slep kk [spoiler]*gets throat slit for sleeping*[/spoiler]

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    • Tacos?

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      • B)

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      • Edited by Ender: 9/20/2014 4:37:08 PM
        Someone posted this earlier and I just need to repost it because its amazing so don't give me the credit [b][u]BY MUDDY ARMADILLO[/u][/b] Deej gazed down at the mass of flesh beneath him, and began breathing heavier than usual. The creature was glorious, and it was HIS. He stroked the disgusting, oily corpuscle, and heard the high-pitched squeal that indicated its happiness; "We luv u Deej wutclasugonpleh?" Deej grinned toothily at the mass, and removed his cargo shorts, laden with real-life Grimoire cards and talking points, so that he stood bare in front of the creature. "I love you too, my perfect. And if we work together, we can build a new site; one that will stand for millennia." The creature was stupid, and could not understand such a large word as "I", but it felt the praise behind its master's voice, and squealed out, "add cat ears to teh game deej!", in delight. "All in good time, my sweet." Deej cooed, continually stroking the creature. "But the bad people in Off-Topic don't like cat ears. We need to fix that, don't we?" The lump of flesh quivered angrily. How dare they question the Great Deej? They would pay. But first, they would have to get there. And #Gaming was all that stood in their way. "I'll make sure you aren't interfered in your work." Deej murmured as he began to lick the top of the creature, savoring the taste of sweat, rage, and Mountain Dew. "Now go, my perfect little desticle, and I'll add open voice chat to the Tower when you get back." The creature trilled happily, and began shuffling inexorably towards #Offtopic. "And then we will have a perfect forum." Deej uttered, still standing naked in the storage closet where the meeting had taken place. "Deej? What are you doing in there?" Achronos asked, as he saw Deej standing naked in the closet. "NOTHING!" Deej screamed as he slammed the door to his lair.

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        • B)

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        • The trash man noes...

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        • How Qwerty's been lately...

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          • I first came to this thread at 200 replies. Why does it still exist

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            • [i] [/i]

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            • Nightly bump

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              • Edited by anyposs: 9/17/2014 3:28:07 AM
                Are you feeling the cake today, Qwerty?

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                • Bump [spoiler]must keep thread alive!!![/spoiler]

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                  • Dun dai

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                  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]that is all[/spoiler]

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                    • How's it going Qwerty?

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                      • Hue.

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                        • Wait, what? O.o

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                          • BUMPITY Bump.

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                            • Edited by Archon: 9/17/2014 6:25:28 PM
                              Bloop

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                              • Wow! That was fantastic, exclaimed Eragon. Yes, said Saphira happily. Though it's a pity you can't hold your breath longer.

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                                • O_O

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                                • Bump

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                                  • The mantids are manifestation of a part of one's subconscious that is usually formed during the visual hallucination stage of a psilocybin induced psychedelic experience. They are slightly taller in comparison to human averages, are normally green in color, have a face combining features of a mantis with jaw features of people, mantis claws protruding from their forearms, and commonly communicate via telepathic means. While this may sound strange, what is even stranger is that such a creature is conjured up in the minds of said hosts independently of one another, and unaware of each other's experiences with it. Despite this lack of contact between people who come into contact with these mantids, each one describes almost identical features and attributes when they share of their encounters. Oftentimes, those visited are completely ignorant of the fact others speak of them until they reach out to tell of their own rendezvous - only then does even stranger dawn on some of them. Either these creatures are beings independent of our own minds, and are being interacted with via channels not yet understood by humanity at large, or, even weirder still - that somewhere in our biological subconscious, a collective database we share via mutual evolutionary predecessors, lies an archetype and singular blueprint for this hallucination. If so, it is so buried that it only emerges through extreme means of psychoanalytical exploration during chemically uncommon times of great instability. Which begs the question... What is this? Why is there? What is its basis? What reason is still present? And how does one trigger it reliably? Deeper still- what else is lurking in these deep recesses our minds? Hmmm

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                                  • Nothing's right I'm torn I'm all out of faith This is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed Into something real I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn You're a little late I'm already torn

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                                  • I like cheese :|

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