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1/19/2014 12:31:36 AM
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I JUST HEARD A NOISE IN MY BACK YARD!
AND THIS MESSAGE FROM A LING TIME AGO JUST POPPED UP ON MY COMPUTER, OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JOKE :''''''''''''''''''(
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Spray and pray man. Spray and pray.
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It's probably just a dog on your porch.
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Don't worry man Anything bad happens and I'll step out of your closet to kill it
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Well, that happened to me. Not the message but hearing footsteps outside, as well as seeing a lock of blonde hair dip into my window frame and disappear.
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How are you posting this if you were -blam!- and murdered?
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Drive to your nearest Denny's. Buy some pancakes. In between the cakes there will be a piece of paper with directions on it to a safe house. Godspeed.
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Porch him.
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It's probably just another fish on your porch.
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Do you have a ling-ling charm?
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Wtf, why did that make me laugh so hard? XD
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Shoot everything.
