So what should I do with my money?
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If only Bitcoin was $0.08 still.
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It's Janu-ANY at Subway.
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So did Boxcars, but instead of winning money, he won two crippled legs.
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Give it away to someone who needs it. Tell them not to spend it all at once.
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Donate it to charity. I'm charity.
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[spoiler]I'll give you a blarg-job for 4 potatoes in return. [/spoiler]
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Subway has $5 footlongs all this month.
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My dads ex-girlfriend won 15 million. True Story.
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Were it so easy...
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More scratchers!
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That bad boy.
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Make it rain, of course!
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Invest a dollar. Use the rest on more tickets.
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Ask Duardo.
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Buy five $1 hookers.
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Buy a sports car and use the money leftover to buy Microsoft
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Buy an expensive soda.
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Oh you only one 5$...Can I borrow that for a down payment on Destiny or Final Fantasy 13-3?
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Moar loto tickets!
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More lottery tickets.
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Keep a dollar, buy three more tickets, get a candy bar.
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OD on dollars.
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Put it in a lead case, bury it in the woods, and guard it with landmines.
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God-flow! Paint a picture like a young Pablo.
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OP is going to get laid.
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Give it to me.