What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Tell the whole story or give a short synopsis.
Me? I was at my grandmothers house and a rabid black and brown spotted giraffe with razor sharp teeth attacked me and my cousins. I jumped into a 50ft tall dead tree and when I jumped back down my cousins had been eaten and the giraffe was gone. End of dream.
Weirdest dream wins.
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[quote]Once i dreamt i was a crab in Medieval England and my crab people were sick of living in sea poverty, being eaten by seagulls n shit, so we rised up out of the sea and fought the king dude's knights. We overthrew the kingdom and used the catapults to shoot down all the asshole seagulls. But then there was a voodoo seagull black magic guy and it summoned a -blam!-ing massive portal that I and my people were sucked into and we were enslaved by trees with chodes in an alternate realm and we had to use the power of tits and 70's disco music to set us free [spoiler]i dont even know[/spoiler][/quote]