[quote]So, at about 6:20 am, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep for a few mins. As soon as I hit the pillow, I imagine that I'm Colonel Sanders, dressed as an old style judge (wig, red cloak etc), in what appears to be a courtroom. Either side of me are two grey cloaked Colonel Sanders judges for some reason. I make my way to an alter, and realise that this is church, and face a mostly black (with one or two white women) congregation. A large group of young indian girls in primary school uniforms are bulging over a balcony at the top. I then address the congregation, by reading from the 'bible' about how race integration is evil, and that we should remain pure. For some reason, a black and white Nat Geo pic of a happy african tribe is in the bible as well, along with what I can only assume is concept art of a humanoid pickahu in a half final fantasy/half assassins creed outfit. Then, a white woman starts an argument with a black member of the audience, who retaliates, in what I can only describe as really hammy, over the top arguing, like if Tommy Wiseau had written it. The congregation erupts into hammy chaos, and before I can restore order, the Indian girls start heckling and throw a shoe at me. Then I wake up.[/quote]