What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Tell the whole story or give a short synopsis.
Me? I was at my grandmothers house and a rabid black and brown spotted giraffe with razor sharp teeth attacked me and my cousins. I jumped into a 50ft tall dead tree and when I jumped back down my cousins had been eaten and the giraffe was gone. End of dream.
Weirdest dream wins.
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I had a dream I was walking through the mall naked when an old women walked out with scissors and cut my penis off. But, intstead of my penis falling away from my body, my body fell away from my penis. It was like a 3rd person view on a game. My awareness hovered just behind my floating penis. It flew around, in a sort of noclip mode, until I finally woke up.