I would be a tomato because they are TaStY.
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Edited by OS C0Y: 8/19/2016 5:37:18 AMBanana
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I'd be an orange, they are pretty sexy. Or maybe I'd be a grapefruit because it would feel like I was giving my man a blowjob [i]and[/i] fuсking him.
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I'd be a bowl of fruit jk I'd be Apple bc they taste good
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I guess I'd rather be homosexual than practically braindead....
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I'd be a tomato because they are the fruit of my people!
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inb4 a stolen fruit
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I'd be myself!
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Inb4StephenHawking
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Steak.
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A durian. It smells like farts and tastes like mayonnaise. It's the fruit version of me already.
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Pineapple. The king of fruit, it's even got a god**** crown!
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A Cucumber for obvious reasons
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banana, that way, ladies would love me ;)
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Edited by Winy: 1/13/2014 2:04:45 AMCucumber because I want to go inside peoples' butts.
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A Frog!
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A coconut. It fits my personality, so I've been told.
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I'd be a potato because I have self-image problems.
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gf says: mandarin oranges because they are the [i]best[/i] Me? Potatoes???