Meet Smaug. He's a dragon. A Bearded Dragon.
He says hi!
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I've seen those. They can't fetch. They can't lick. Do not want. Stop bumping your thread by replying to your own comments.
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Awwwww so cute ^-^, does he bob his head up and down yet? :3
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Update: He is asleep in my pocket. That is all.
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Now cut out some wings and put them on his back.
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hey that's actually pretty legit tell him I said hi pls
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Meet Alduin. He's a dragon. A horny dragon. He says Down wit da dovahkiin.
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Needs more wings. And fire. Lots of fire.
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Fun Fact: Iguanas have two penises!
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has he desolated anything yet
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either you're a super giant, or smaug has lost some pounds.
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hello friend of mr. Spycon
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Is that little friend your dick?
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Meet Norbert. He's a dragon. A Norwegian Ridgeback.
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Don't leave your wallet out, he'll take over your room and exile you. [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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I used to have Leopard Geckos. I named them Treecko and Oddish and they were awesome.
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You took my -blam!-ing idea!! D: DAMN YOUU And I came in here expecting dick pics. You did not deliver.
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Cumberbatched
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I was expecting a mini penis pic.
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Aww. Let's eat him.
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Woof! Woof! (so tiny) (doge is giant to tiny Smaug)
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My friends have one. Its technically the brothers, and the sister is afraid of it.
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I've had beardeds before, they are great pets. Be sure to handle them often, or else they get mean. Love his colors, btw.
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Aw, I've always wanted a bearded dragon. Smaug is a great name.