I will type this in 4chan layout as it is easier for me. >See a funny thread on the Floof >start to sweat my eyes twitch nervously as I scan the room >all clear >my fingers fly effortsly across the keyboard >ALMOST THERE >YES >hit reply >Scan the thread still laughing >NO! NO! NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING >Still all clear, what I wanted to say hasn't been posted yet >Type a reply to a comment instead of the thread >NO >panicking again >gritting teeth, snarling is emaluation form my mouth, eyes bloodshot and focused >FINALLY >OH NO! I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING >ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! >YES >quickly add what I was going to say >Mother comes in "Everything okay, Son?" >"SHUT UP MOM! I'M ON THE MOST IMPORTANT SITE ON THE INTERNET!" >Hit enter as she leaves >"What the F**K!" >Typed in wrong again >The feeling hits me >I pound on the table in frustraition >I didn't succeed in aborting the mission >Then I see it >Someone else typed what I wanted to say first >Above my post "10/10 my sides" >My unfinished post "my sides" >NO >HE BEAT ME THERE >THIS CANNOT BE! >Erupt in rage, punch mother in the face, She flies across the room >Throw a Table as she gets up >Put on my trusty fedora covered in epic meme's >Bring Ranibow Dash sex doll and supply of euphoria >I am going to track down the poster >I leave the house and get into my car >As I'm driving I see a christain >Get out of the car and run at him with my tard strength >I punch weak >so I kick him >He is scocked as he is lying on the ground >"YOU CAN'T STAND BEFORE MY EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE" >I keep driving >I miss hitting a black kid as I'm driving >I curse at myself for missing >I reach walmart for supplies >Need to stock up on Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos >see a 3.14 QT, soild looking 10 yr old >TIme to be alpha >Shove the 3yr old next to her to the floor >"I HAVE RESUCED YOU FAIR MADIEN. >MY NAME IS BRIAN OF THE OGRE RACE." >"mommy he's disturbing me" >Her mother comes around and punches my precious Dashie >"You sick Pervet! Get away form my children!" >I feel -blam!- by her words and pull out my Penis in defense mode >She screams at me and charges at me >"Rainbow Dash I choose you" >Propelled by Spaghetti, I cast my sex doll at her >She gets hit and get knocked uncosincious >#R.I.PRainbowDash2014 >I fall down and say goodbye to M'LADY >Secruity Guards come by >I see the aisle and my escape >Thank Darwin for my euphoric IQ of 252924 >This is why the teachers called my "Special" >The secruity tries to tackle me but is lost in the labyrinth of my neckbeard >I whip out my trusty SONIC OC copy >They are blinded by it's intense black and red colors >I swing it as it is my swords >It beheads my opponets with it's intense MANA >Run into the street >See I taxi >Give him all my FGT Bucks >He drives into hyper drive at "poster" >I see the "poster" >I take control of the wheel and crash >The neighboring car crashed too >I spray Mountain Dew at the "poster" >The police try to fire >They pentrate my pony armor and reflects off my blubber\ >I unleash my inner fury >Howl of rage >"Poster is scared" >I am about to deal the finishing blow >My father calls >"It's bed time, Where are you?" >Look at my Bionicle Watch >It's 8 o'clock >OH SNAP >"You shall be not as lucky next time" >Achronos comes back for heaven to place me into my bed >Mother asks where Rainbow Dash is >NO >ALL IS LOST >I charge to my computer >If I can just reach my tumblr >See a message on Facebook >It's from my girlfriend, (my waifu) >"THIS IS THE CREATOR. STOP TALKING TO MY WAIFU!" >U WOT M8? >I log into my tumblr >Dad rushes in >Realize it's past my bedtime >I run into the closet of euphoria >I fall asleep >I wake up in a garden of Ponies >I realize a change in my body >I realize I'm changing >I am fully transformed now >I have become an "Alpha"