The only birthday here is yourself.

[quote]Elegiac woke up cheerfully from his slumber and rose to greet the sunrise. He was especially happy about today because it was no ordinary day. No, today was his birthday. Elegiac had been patiently waiting all year to finally celebrate his birthday once again. He quickly got himself cleaned up, brushed, and dressed. As soon as he reached the top of the stairs, a wave of voices rushed by his face as all of the Floodians collectively shouted “Happy Birthday!” to Elegiac. His face light up and he rushed down the stairs as fast as he could, nearly tripping along the way. At the bottom of the staircase, he was surrounded by many of his friends from the Flood. Onion Beetle was the first to shake his hand and congratulate him on yet another amazing birthday. He was soon followed up by Otthild who embraced him and then gave him a light kiss on the cheek. Other notable members soon followed one by one to wish Elegiac a happy birthday. Even Recon stepped up to Elegiac and gave him a noogie on his head. The hours flew by as everyone was enjoying themselves. Plasma Eagle cawed as he devoured the food from his perch on the bookshelf. Shadows was in the corner drinking her Mike’s Hard Lemonade while Camnator and some other stoners smoked weed in the basement. Everything was just perfect for Elegiac and nothing could ruin his birthday. It soon came time for opening presents. Elegiac got a fantastic assortment of gifts ranging from nose hair clippers to the black fedora he always wanted. He even got the special edition of Donnie Darko on Blue-Ray. He thanked everyone for the gifts when suddenly everyone’s attention turned to the door. A massive cake was rolled inside as Elegiac was filled with shock as he could not believe how amazing his birthday cake was. All of a sudden, a figure jumped out from the top of the cake yelling “Happy Birthday!” at the top of his lungs. It was none other than his favorite Sangheili, Vien. He was wearing nothing aside from a birthday hat and a pick thong. Elegiac could not verbally express how happy he was as his face lit up like a Christmas tree and he started blushing. “Hello there, birthday boy,” said Vien as he took some cake frosting with his hand and started rubbing it all over his body. He then began strutting over to Elegiac as he was still overcome with shock. “I-I uh can’t-,” said Elegiac before Vien pressed his fingers to his lips. “I know you’ve always wanted this for your birthday: a full, hands on experience with the ‘Sangheili Anatomy,’” he smirked as he began to nuzzle himself against Elegiac’s body. He could feel his penis bulging out from his pants and rubbing against the massive Sangheili’s thong. Vien leaned over and whispered into his ear, “It seems you are already getting pretty excited for this. I bet you have been waiting all day long for this moment.” His mandibles pressed against Elegiac’s lips as some of the Floodian girls and RC5908 were all jealous of what was taking place. Their tongues were intertwined with one another as they continued kissing. Vien withdrew his mandibles for a short moment. “How about we go upstairs and commence with the deed?” said Vien as he smirked at the little birthday boy who was desperately craving more. All of a sudden, Elegiac was swept off his feet and carried up the stairs by the massive alien as everyone cheered from below. Vien walked into the decent sized bedroom and closed the door behind him before turning the lock. He threw Elegiac onto the bed and began closing the blinds to all of the windows. After finishing this task, his gaze turned to the birthday boy. “So, shall we begin the Sangheili Anatomy?” spoke Vien as he made his way to the front of the bed. Elegiac tried to muster some strength as he barely managed “Y-yes…” before he choked up. “Excellent,” said Vien, “I have always admired you and your little shenanigans that I have witnessed on the forums.” He slowly stripped the birthday boy revealing his tiny, erect penis. “My my, what do we have here?” Vien stroked Elegiac’s cock as his entirely surged with a shock of pleasure. Vien smirked and seductively spoke, “What a sensitive little penis you have there. I guess this makes my part a lot easier.” He started pumping Elegiac’s cock with his hand as Elegiac started moaning. Elegiac was paralyzed by the pleasure from the pumping action as Vien’s hand gripped it tighter. The pumps were getting more and more forceful as his dick tingled with immaculate pleasure. Elegiac was gripping the mattress as he felt he was about to cum. He moaned at the top of his lungs as the thick, white goo bursted out of his cock and all over the bed. Vien loosened his grip as slowly swiped a dab of the goo from the tip of Elegiac’s dick and gently placed it on his dick. “It’s so thick and delicious,” said Vien, “I just love the taste of a virgin’s cum. Although, I’ve been thinking a little, and I bet you enjoy being dominated by me, don’t you?” He smiled at Elegiac, who tried to look away from him. “It felt so good,” Elegiac said softly. “I bet you want me to fill you up with my pride, don’t you?” Vien smirked as he removed the pink thong he had been wearing to reveal his massive 9 inch cock. “Do you like what you see?” said the towering Sangheili. “Please put it inside me,” nervously cried the birthday boy. “What a silly human you are,” exclaimed Vien as he flipped the tiny human around. He spread Elegiac’s ass cheeks as he began inserted the massive throbbing cock into his virgin booty hole. He squeaked his pain as the dick tore apart his tight asshole. And so the Sangheili began to thrust back and forth inside his asshole. Elegiac’s toes were curling in and his fingers dug into the bed as his ass was pounded. Words could not describe the mixture of pain and pleasure that he felt. And both he and Sangheili kept quiet during this time until Vien broke the silence. “Happy Birthday, Elegiac.” The birthday boy looked back after hearing this to see Vien smiling at him. Tears rolled down his cheeks as he cried out in pleasure. Simultaneously, they came together as the Sangheili’s massive cock completely filled his asshole with the alien semen. Slowly, the dick was removed showing the goo drip out of the fragile human’s ass. Looking over, he noticed that the boy had passed out from the pleasure. Vien made his way over to the side over the bed, overlooking Elegiac’s face as he saw him passed out, yet smiling. The towering Elite bent over and kissed him on the forehead. “Goodnight, birthday boy,” he whispered as he quietly made his way out the door, closing it behind him.[/quote]

He cost a whole buck to get him here. He likes to be thrown around. He prefers peoples faces.

Happy belated birthday!!:)

happy belated birthday elegy *hug*

Today's mine.

Happy Birthday

It's my birthday today!

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All hail lurulu

Someone's having too much fun

You look really young for your age :o happy late birthday man

Your hair doesn't suit you well

Can I have a piece of cake?

How old are you btw?

How does it feel to inch closer and closer to your 30s?

Why are you so creepy looking?

You are now one year older than you were previously!

Happy belated birthday, dude.

That cake looks wider than you, happy birthday.