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Edited by The Swag Master:
11/27/2013 11:07:43 PM
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How to tell if you're a beta.
You are a beta if three or more of the following apply to you:
- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.
- You never went to your school dances
- No girl has ever asked you out.
- You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.
- You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.
- You wear a fedora.
- You use the word euphoric.
- You like MLP.
- You are a brony.
- You can only grow facial hair on your neck.
- You like anime.
- You blame others for your shortcomings.
- You've never been on a sports team.
- You care more about personality than looks.
- You're too scared to drive.
- You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room.
-You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls.
- You're afraid of spiders
- You don't do drugs because they're "bad."
- You have a waifu.
- You have messy or greasy hair.
- You don't even lift.
- You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you.
- You have been friendzoned two or more times
- You frequently go on Bungie.net
This has been a public Swag announcement.
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- You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older.- True, never had one - You never went to your school dances- Never been to school dance, but go to parties in college - No girl has ever asked you out.-True - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out.- Not anymore - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older.- I'm still a virgin - You wear a fedora. - Wtf is fedora? - You use the word euphoric. - nope - You like MLP. -nope - You are a brony. -nope - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. - nope - You like anime. -You got me on this, but I keep it a secret - You blame others for your shortcomings. - No - You've never been on a sports team. - Been on a sports team my whole life, and in college actively participate in IMs - You care more about personality than looks. - Nope - You're too scared to drive. - Own a car - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. -No -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. - Scared to ask out, not to talk to - You're afraid of spiders -no - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." - Don't do it because I actually want a good -blam!-ing job - You have a waifu. - No - You have messy or greasy hair. - Shower every day and get hair cuts - You don't even lift. - I lift - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. - If she is hot I would - You have been friendzoned two or more times -No - You frequently go on Bungie.net - Just recently returned here
