Basically he posted a thread about him 'pulling' some 15 year old girls at the chippy he works at. What actually happened is his mother saying that she had the sausage for him, his mother and the two girls laughed, and one of the girls said something like "i bet he's got that sausage" and he actually thought he had pulled them. The thread was -blam!-ing hilarious, after I called him a pedophile or something the entire thread erupted making fun of him, best thread in a long time. I'll try and find it. He is also awful at damage control, whenever he posted he made it worse. He also dates his own mother. EDIT: Found it. He changed the title and OP because he got butthurt.