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1/4/2014 6:46:49 AM
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The girl I like only dates bronies.

I know you think I'm joking here, but I swear to -blam!- I'm not. There's this girl who goes to my school, she short and skinny and wears glasses that sorta kinda make her look like a hipster. Anyway, she's all into the internet and message boards and stuff like that. Me, her, my friends, and their girlfriends always talk together, and I've heard her talk about things like Shane Dawson, davedays, Call of Duty (she has a PS3, but I only have a 360), and even 4chan (only once, which kinda scares me). There's also one very important thing I've heard her discuss--a lot--and that's MLP:FiM and bronies. The question came up on why she was single. She's kinda shy, but at the same time very talkative (I know, right. It's complicated). She said that she's waiting for a brony to start coming to school, and said that all guys in the school are jerks, and that, considering she's in some kind of internet brony community online, she would absolutely LOVE to meet and date one. The problem is that, well, I'm not a brony. I'm far from it. Does anyone have any advice? I'm kinda socially-awkward when it comes to talking to girls, especially her. Please help me, Floodian bronies.

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  • Go to her house at night dressed up as a pony and throw rocks at her window and offer to let her ride you around town. Also you need to make horse noises.

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