Not on topic, but I just thought of the Lord of the Rings and how hilarious the movie would be if the One Ring only worked if it is slipped onto the ring-bearer's penis... Like when Frodo is in the Prancing Pony and he slips onto his back, only to have the ring land perfectly onto his appendage? Or in the ending of Return of the King when Gollum bites the ring off of Frodo? ... Balls.