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1/4/2014 6:46:49 AM
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The girl I like only dates bronies.
I know you think I'm joking here, but I swear to -blam!- I'm not.
There's this girl who goes to my school, she short and skinny and wears glasses that sorta kinda make her look like a hipster. Anyway, she's all into the internet and message boards and stuff like that. Me, her, my friends, and their girlfriends always talk together, and I've heard her talk about things like Shane Dawson, davedays, Call of Duty (she has a PS3, but I only have a 360), and even 4chan (only once, which kinda scares me).
There's also one very important thing I've heard her discuss--a lot--and that's MLP:FiM and bronies. The question came up on why she was single. She's kinda shy, but at the same time very talkative (I know, right. It's complicated). She said that she's waiting for a brony to start coming to school, and said that all guys in the school are jerks, and that, considering she's in some kind of internet brony community online, she would absolutely LOVE to meet and date one.
The problem is that, well, I'm not a brony. I'm far from it.
Does anyone have any advice? I'm kinda socially-awkward when it comes to talking to girls, especially her. Please help me, Floodian bronies.
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Wait...what school? This sounds like my ex :|
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Date her friends.:-D
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I'd show her how I'm not a jerk, and even though I don't like MLP I can still talk about the internet and its many wonders. I'd hope she might accept that. How do you feel about 4chan?
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[quote]The girl I like only dates bronies.[/quote] You've already exaggerated the situation. She said she'd love to [u]meet[/u] a brony, not that she only dates bronies. You're putting yourself in a hopeless situation when it's really fine.
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Don't become a brony.
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7 RepliesWhat's a bronie?
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Do what everyone else does... Lie to the girl.
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When I was a kid my sisters had a My Little Pony video that had these rock monsters that sounded like Marcus Fenix. Of course, as the rock monsters came first, it's more accurate to say that Marcus Fenix sounded like them, which is why I was never able to take him seriously. I just felt like sharing that. But, uh, what Evilcam said.
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HOLD ON MUTHA IM COMIN FOR HE- oh wait I'm gay lol
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1 ReplyEdited by The Tempun II: 1/5/2014 6:50:52 PMHow old are we, jesus, by the way you type you annoy me, that's freaking amazing, you sound like you're either 12 or 40...
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Kill her and look for a better woman.
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Become one with the fedora...it is the only way.
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It's really a dude OP.
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Go to her house at night dressed up as a pony and throw rocks at her window and offer to let her ride you around town. Also you need to make horse noises.
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Disguise yourself as one.
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Ask her out anyway, if you think it could work.
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She is in an internet brony community online and wants to meet them? I guess some communities aren't as wacky as what I'm use to. She should throw all her faith in that one basket, but neither are you OP. Don't change for her but don't try to changed her. Wait, how old is this thread? Am I too late?
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Lol call of duty
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1 ReplyAm I the only one who is sensing a really amazing premise for a really bad rom-com? [i]One man goes to crazy lengths to date the girl of his dreams...but can he survive long enough in the Brony world to woo her?[/i] And in the end, they'll realize it's not about what they like, it's about who they are.
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Find someone else
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1 ReplyUhh, tell her you're into her but not that pony show. You could ask her why she is so into that pony show as a convo starter. It will give any nerd a chance to be a nerd, which in my experience is something nerds love doing. Seems readily apparent to me.
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How is that possible?
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You should bail out before you get any deeper.
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Dude..your on your own
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Well then she's probably not that cool.
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My advice. [spoiler]Move on. I can tell you now you'll regret it. Find a 10/10 girl to bang for a few years.[/spoiler]
