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I was enjoying a rather nice sweet roll, when a rude guard came by and knocked it over. The guard said he was going to arrest me for perversion of justice, but he's currently pissing up the Bannered Mare's wall. It was a very nice sweet roll; what should my course of action be?
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You tell that ubiquitous fool that you're the Thane of Whiterun and that his behavior is "shameful, that's what it is." But don't take it personally. Besides, you're not missing much; it's impossible to get good sweetrolls in that Skeever-hole of a city.