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Edited by A Forum Cop: 12/31/2013 5:16:30 PM
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Features the PS5 will have.

Controllers will have an iris scanner, so only the owner will be able to use them. Controllers will no be sharable, and can only be connected to one system. Games will be free to download, but you have to pay per minute of gameplay. In order to turn on the system, you need to use a special catheter that in inserted into your urethra and collects a DNA sample, if you present the wrong DNA, the catheter explodes*. In order to prevent piracy, you can only play your games in front of a sony representative, who will take your system from you to a local warehouse when it is not in use. You will have to pay for the system, but there will also be additional charges for the sony representative, system storage costs, and system transportation costs. If something goes wrong with you system, you will have to purchase a new one, and also a new version of everything stored on that system. Game data cannot be retrieved. *- SONY or its affiliates are not responsible for any damage.

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