"I know what you're thinking and it's balls"-says Cortana. "So, stay here."-says Master Chief. "Unfortunately for us both, I like balls".-Cortana. "Just one question. What if you miss?"-says*Sighs* Cortana again. "My balls?"-asks Master Chief. "Can we possibly add more balls to this thread?", *Chief necro-bumps*, "You've been busy"-says Chief. "Plot Twist." says *siiiiighs* Cooortana "No, balls twist"-Master Chief corrects *siiiiighs* *sighs* *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs* whiny um....Cortana, right? Narrator fixed the balls of this narration. "Can't, you've been busy" says narrator....