Butt marks on the couch they say im the laziest/ Running around in a bra and latex thong swinging crayons I'm the craziest/ Taking puffs from my bong/ Find me a fat woman I'm ready to drop my dong/ It won't take long/ Hopefully by the of this song/ What could go wrong/ Grab my laptop log onto to craig's list/ Look up raunchy grandma's, I couldn't resist/ 0 results, I clench my fist/ boy was I was pist/ For several minutes I refresh the page/ A new result, hope she's of age/ It read "69erWithAFanny"/ Swear to god, better not be a tranny/ Sent them where to meet up/ ask'em if they agree, they reply "yup"/ 7 oclock the next day/ At the park/ It was gettin late/ Having trouble stayin awake, heard a bark/ Look and no one's around/ Tapped on shoulder, I have been found/ Look up see shape in a cape/ Pull out my batman flash light/ They cover their eyes cuz it's bright/ I see that ugly grin/ Oh my god that massive chin/ I drop the light, horrified/ It's Jay Leno in stilettos/ He had a blonde wig/ And a lit cig/ "Hey baby you PoonDexter69"/ I was afraid so I lied/ "No, sorry that's not mine"/ "Dammit I missed another one/ Well see ya later sweet cheeks"/ He drops outta the tree and runs/ The earth shakes with each stride/ Gotta get outta the hood/ turned, ran home, as fast as I could/ Outside my house I knocked over a trash bin/ Rang the door bell, then my mom let me in/ "Dinner will be ready soon!"/ Didn't care ran up to my room/ My eyes heavy as lead/ tucked myself in bed/ Forgot to sign outta craig's list/ Reached for my laptop/ Kinked my wrist/ Bout to click log out when I was bamboozled/ I noticed the username it wasn't the same/ Eyes widened pupils dilated/ Heard my closet creak/ my knees went weak/ I turn my head/ Seeing a massive chin peek/ My heart sank/ Please please be a prank Had to take a leak/ Pissed my pants, got a little on the sheets/ I might finish this later. Whatta ya guys think?