I'm at a hotel in Mexico, and I wanted eggs and bacon, to my astonishment, they didn't have it! What do I do?!
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#Mexico? eggs and chorizo, fool.
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You know what to do OP. [spoiler]The search i did to find this probably put me on some watch lists.[/spoiler]
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NNNOOOOOOOOOO
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Blame Alphy some more.
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Pop some tags. You'll feel better.
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Bacon is shit anyway.
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Not get high blood pressure Disgusting pleb
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order ham instead.
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You must...
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[i]BURN THEM. BURN THEM ALL AND MAKE BACON FROM THEIR FRIED CORPSES.[/i]
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Find a pig and get to work
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Shout "La Migra!" up and down the street and see who starts running.
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Go into the road there should be pigs everywhere.
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Burn it all down now.