Well, do you? If you do, does your pissing route get wacky?
[spoiler]I almost did, luckily, I saved myself from getting it all over the place.
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Yes. When it happens, I proceed to Chills Defcon Procedure 1, Strict Body Rigidity. Last I remember when using this method, I have had no collateral damage to the rim of the bowl or beyond its domain. There have been no recorded incidents, unless at a public restroom where I could care less.