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12/24/2013 10:05:49 PM
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If Santa lives in the North Pole and makes presents
Why do all of his presents say "Made in China"?
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To stop you from baiting kids with.
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Recession.
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Because you touch small children of course!
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[quote]I bet Lonepaul wishes he was a mall santa[/quote]
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I bet Lonepaul wishes he was a mall santa
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1 ReplyEdited by kgj: 12/25/2013 3:33:09 AMif lonepaul touches an underage female and no mother is around to hear it, does he make a penis joke? [spoiler]i'm so sorry, i don't mean it, i just thought it was funny don't hurt me *hide*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Cause Stone Cold says so.[/spoiler]
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Because Santa is the leader of China, and all his little "elves" are just enslaved Chinese children that get paid two pennies a day for a whole year of work
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Edited by BannedLemön: 12/24/2013 10:59:26 PMBecause you're a paedo.
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Because you're a pedo, paul.
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Outsourcing dem elves
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23 RepliesMine say "Made in Denmark", but that's because I'm not some filthy child that doesn't get Legos.
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Cause they are made in China and his "Elves" are children
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Outsourcing.
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Cause Santa is magic duhhhh and can set up shop anywhere. His North Pole office only deals with customer complaints and returns. How could you not know this?
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Because his elves are Asian.
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To trick people
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To throw off idiots like you. What if the filthy commies found him in the North Pole and killed him for distributing consumer goods? They're still stuck in China looking.
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Wooooo that's a excellent question
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I thought he lived in Lapland...
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He outsourced all his toy production to China in the lat 80's.
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Because you touch underage females.
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China shot him down in the late 1700's, and he was perceived as a demon. They chained him up and forced him to use his powers (present making) to make weapons for china. The "elves" are actually gaurds to keep him down. Communist propaganda later turned elves into santas little helpers.
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Because he gets his supplies for the toys from there.
