Mfw Americans pronounce condom 'CON-dum', but marathon 'mara-THON'.
Mfw Americans pronounce toothy chipplenoms 'cookies'.
Mfw Americans pronounce pointy clickwick 'mouse'.
Mfw Americans pronounce funrun comfybobs 'Air Jordans'.
Mfw Americans pronounce walkie-talkie laugh and snortie 'cell phone'.
Mfw Americans pronounce jet-engine joymotron 'Xbox 360'.
Mfw Americans pronounce broom-broomcar crumpet carrier 'trunk'.
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