Look at all these weak imitations.
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Will you be on my YouTube series for Destiny and other games from time to time? I need a feminine touch because playing with all guy friends just leads to cursing, raging, induced vomiting, hypothetical relationships with girls out of our league, feelings of abandonment, hives and other relatable illnesses, flameout contests, random moments of panic, and face palming from things that were said in confidence. Also, I would like a cookie, chocolate chip, only 5 full chips in total in the cookie. And I WILL be counting.