Okay so I was working at McDonalds, when some hot girls walked in. They were about idk, 11-12 something like that. One of them was taller and a little bit more developed, I think she was almost rocking a b cup. Anyways while they were waiting on their Big Macs, I decided I'd flirt it up a little. They laughed and I laughed, we all laughed. I could already envision my penis inside of them in the bathroom. This was gonna be great! Anyways, my mom walked up and said "Here's the Big Mac for those kids. I was thinking "Mom, they're not kids, I'm gonna bang them later!" but I didn't want her to discover my pedophilic tendencies so I kept my mouth shut. And one of the chicks says "I know what else is big" and looks down at my crotch and winks. [i]Dammit bitch! My mom can't know![/i] All of a sudden my mom flips out and says 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' Fml.