Okay so I was working at McDonalds, when some hot girls walked in. They were about idk, 11-12 something like that. One of them was taller and a little bit more developed, I think she was almost rocking a b cup. Anyways while they were waiting on their Big Macs, I decided I'd flirt it up a little. They laughed and I laughed, we all laughed. I could already envision my penis inside of them in the bathroom. This was gonna be great! Anyways, my mom walked up and said "Here's the Big Mac for those kids. I was thinking "Mom, they're not kids, I'm gonna bang them later!" but I didn't want her to discover my pedophilic tendencies so I kept my mouth shut. And one of the chicks says "I know what else is big" and looks down at my crotch and winks. [i]Dammit bitch! My mom can't know![/i] All of a sudden my mom flips out and says 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
Fml.
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*Starts handing out shotguns*ya'll know the drill
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Lol lonepaul
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Holy bump
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If you're gonna use bel-air, at least do it right.
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Is the original Lonepaul thread still on here? [spoiler]I wanna see it so I can see where this stuff started XD[/spoiler]
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Do work bro. Next time invite Obama and Bill Gates over. They're way into those 11 year old girls.
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This made me cringe.
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That wasnt even a good bel air ending... I am dissapoint. :(
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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 11/11/2014 4:46:52 AMAnd for a second I thought Froggert was back...
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So what is this Negro Bump stuff everyones been talking about?
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Level : 120 Rarity : Superior
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7.365/10 Thread was done before earlier today by lonepaul, but a little more comical and used american english. Shape up on the trolling though, only somebody really stupid would fall for that.
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Starting to actually feel bad for lonepaul with all these threads targeting him.
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Oh lord.
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Dat ending.
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Troll level: WiiU sales
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I c wut u did thar
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You forgot to put #dating.
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>MFW Just waiting for lonepaul to post meow.
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That wasn't funny. [spoiler]But you're tiny penis is![/spoiler]
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You get an E for effort.
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Your mom works at McDonalds! LOL
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I, uh... That was shit.
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-bans-
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Muted for going full retard. [spoiler]Second one this night sarge? Ehhhh it's been a bad day corporal. [/spoiler]