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Edited by Funkbrotha10:
12/19/2013 12:05:56 AM
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The company I work for is now providing escort services
But not the kind you think.
It means we will be ( legally ) kidnapping children and taking them to a wilderness based theraputic treatment center called [url=http://turnaboutranch.crchealth.com/]Turnabout Ranch[/url]
These are troubles teens aged 13-17
The teens will have no choice in coming with us. Their parents have made the final decision. And they are legally in our custody from the time that we arrive at their house, to the moment we sign them in at the ranch. These parents are not equipped or prepared to bring their children there forcefully.
They will be coming peacefully, or we will be carrying them. Kicking and screaming ( in handcuffs if necessary ) until they are there.
We haven't actually began this service yet. We are having a million and one meetings discussing logistics and operational procedures. We plan on starting in January.
Ask me anything.
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OP is the Terminator
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1 ReplyThis isn't one of those straight camps, is it?
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.... what the HELL is wrong with you??
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1 Replylol i know who op is
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Haha, land of the free my arse.
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1 ReplyThis is a hoax.
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1 ReplyWill they be the protectors of Earth and all her colonies?
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3 RepliesAre you going to be turning them into super soldiers?
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Watch out for the quiet ones. It's all quiet back there AND BAM! You got wet willied. Wait, that's the kind of stuff they do, right?
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1 ReplyGood luck with taking the kids, if they are anything like people I know then you're going to be getting broken noses if you're lucky. Also nothing is stopping them from fleeing when you drive up to the house.
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A few people from my high school went through a similar program. Not sure how much good it really did.
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hey can you kidnap my brother and make him stop buying MLP sex dolls with my credit card? I'll pay you in bitcoins.
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8 RepliesWhat happens when a teen gets violent? Pretty easy to hurt/kill someone with something as simple as a screwdriver, keys, heavy object. Also pretty easy to get a knife
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Do you have working insurance against stabbing and gunshot wounds?
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Sounds like bad parents finding a way out.
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Who's alt is this?
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Glad I don't live in America.
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Hi Dr. Halsey!
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Sounds like a shitty job.
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2 RepliesI'm assuming the parents have to 'prove' their child is 'troubled enough' to go there?
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10 RepliesSo what type of 'troubles' are we even talking about here? Sounds completely shady. I'm not 13-17 but if I was I would refuse to go. They'd have to kill me first. If I got there somehow I'd pretend to comply then escape. Thats some pretty screwed up parents to let their kid be kidnapped and thrown into an institution at such a young age. Especially when people at this 'ranch' can do whatever they want to the kids. I can already see sexual assault and -blam!- happening. Anytime adult get power over children in a closed area there is bound to be some nut who will abuse it. Who's to say you aren't going to do evil deeds against these kids? You seem rather excited about kidnapping and forcing children against their will from your post.
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2 RepliesAre you going to enslave them?
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3 Replies.... Are you sure you can be telling us this? BTW: Do you get to carry guns?.... Sorry my inner 12 year old was wondering.
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5 RepliesCan I get a job?
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Uh....
