http://i.imgur.com/JWzdqIf.jpg (this one is a bit more gruesome)
How do these things happen? I'm sleeping then I wake up and have to pull my toenail off!
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[quote]How do these things happen?[/quote] You must have ingested alien chemicals. As such, the medically sound conclusion is that you're turning into a prawn. [spoiler]Be sure to stock up on cat food.[/spoiler]